CAA: Christian Anime Alliance

Yes, that’s right. Its time for anti-trivia!

For those who are confused, its pretty simple...
The question master (me) will ask a question about a movie. “Oh easy, I know lots about movies!â€

Always Trips-All the Time.

Sorry, it's the best I can come up with on short notice...

A Truck-Abig Truck
All pedesTrians Are Targets

Absolutely Terrible-Attack Turtle

Actual technology already tiresome.

OK... Here's the next one:


In Macross, what does the SDF stand for?

I like this thread. Good concept; fun game.

Super Deformed Fighters
Super Duper Foo

Some Dumb Feature

*shrugs* Socialist democratic fiction?

Question 3 -

Fill in the blank to this quote from Gladiator...

Maximus yells: "Are you not _______?!"

a. 17? then you should not be watching this Movie! Its BLOODY!

...happy with your body? Well, contact Maximus Inc for all your plastic surgeon needs!"

"...handsome, young man?"

(I don't know the real answer; I hope that wasn't it. )


Next question... Fill in the blank below!
"If I'm not me, _________?"

No, that isn't it. Not that close...

"...then I'm a master of identity theft!"

oldphilosopher wrote:Actual technology already tiresome.

OK... Here's the next one:


In Macross, what does the SDF stand for?

Seriously Damaged/Defective/Down Forever

Good one mave. I like that.

... then who is this picking my nose???

...then what have you done with my body?

...then what's that smell?

Question 5:

Movie: Pirates of the Carribean

Fill in the blanks, again....

Barbossa : First, your return to ______ was not part of our _____ nor our _____, so I must do nothin'. And secondly, you must be a ______ for the _____ to apply, and you're not. And thirdly, the ______ is more what you'd call "______" than actual rules. Welcome aboard the _____, ______.

Oooh, MadLibs!

Barbossa : First, your return to Endor was not part of our itenerary nor our inclination, so I must do nothin'. And secondly, you must be a Jedi for the Force to apply, and you're not. And thirdly, the Council is more what you'd call "suggestion givers" than actual rules. Welcome aboard the Millenium Falcon.

Yeah, yeah, I know that didn't make sense.

Barbossa : First, your return to the real world was not part of our agenda nor our contract, so I must do nothin'. And secondly, you must be a squiddie for the EMP to apply, and you're not. And thirdly, the city Zion is more what you'd call [a] " brothel " than [place with] actual rules. Welcome aboard the Nebachadnezzar, Neo.

Barbossa : First, your return to Egypt was not part of our mission nor our plan, so I must do nothin'. And secondly, you must be a pharaoh for the makeup to apply, and you're not. And thirdly, the makeup is more what you'd call "optional" than actual rules. Welcome aboard the USS, Homestar.

Barbossa : First, your return to the moon was not part of our phone call nor our antidote, so I must do nothin'. And secondly, you must be a topping for the chocolate to apply, and you're not. And thirdly, the broomstick is more what you'd call "anthology" than actual rules. Welcome aboard the nuthouse, hun.

(Off topic: My apologies, Link; I didn't fully read your opening post and didn't realise I was supposed to let you ask the questions.)

Barbossa : First, your return to ocean was not part of our contract nor our previous discussions, so I must do nothin'. And secondly, you must be a dolphin for the fishing liscencing rules to apply, and you're not. And thirdly, the rules is more what you'd call "hegemony" than actual rules. Welcome aboard the minnow, dinner.

[quote="TheMelodyMaker"]
(Off topic: My apologies, Link]

Don't sweat it. I don't mind if people add a question once in a while. But, I don't won't the thread to be a question and answer fest every post. Maybe every fourth post throw in a new question. Btw, yeah, about the point system idea... that was well.... pointless. Forget about it.


Anyways...

Question 6


What did Darth Vader reveal to Luke at Bespin in ESB?

Here's an example:

Vader: "Obi-wan never told you what happened to your father."
Luke: "He told me YOU killed him!"
Vader: "But, Luke, I have some good news....I saved over 20% by switching to Geico!"
Luke: "No! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!
Vader: "Search your feelings you know it to be true!"



Have at it!

Vader: "Obi-wan never told you what happened to your computer."
Luke: "He told me YOU turned it off!"
Vader: "No Luke, it was a trojan horse!"
Luke: "No! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!
Vader: "Search your harddrive you know it to be true!"

I couldn't think of anything...

Darth Vader: Obi Wan never told you what happened to your father.
Luke: He told me enough! He told me you killed him!
Darth Vader: No, Luke... I am your father!
Luke: No. It can't be. That's not true. That's impossible!
Darth Vader: Search your feelings Luke... you know them to be true.
Luke: NOOoooo!
Darth Vader: Yes, it is true... and you know what else? You know that brass droid of yours?
Luke: Threepio?
Darth Vader: Yes... Threepio... I built him... when I was 7 years old!
Luke: Nooo! ... Wait, huh?
Darth Vader: Seven years old. And what have you done? Look at yourself. No hand. No job. And you couldn't even levitate your own ship out of the swamp...
Luke: But... I destroyed your precious Death Star!
Darth Vader: But that was when you were 20! When I was 10, I single-handedly destroyed an entire Trade Federation Droid Control ship!
Luke: Well, it's not my fault...
Darth Vader: Oh, here we go... "Poor me... my father never gave me what I wanted for my birthday... boo hoo, my daddy's the Dark Lord of the Sith... Nobody loved me... waahhh wahhh!"
Luke: Shut up!
Darth Vader: You're a slacker! By the time I was your age, I had already exterminated the Jedi knights!
Luke: I used to race my T-16 through Beggar's Canyon.
Darth Vader: Oh, for the love of the Emperor... 10 years old, winner of the Boonta Eve Open... the Only human to ever fly a Pod Racer... right here baby!
*Luke looks down the shaft. Takes a step towards it.*
Darth Vader: I was wrong... You're no son of mine...
*Luke takes a step off the platform, hesitates, then plunges down the shaft.
Darth Vader looks down after him.*
Darth Vader: And get a haircut for peat sake!

Actually, I'd rather not participate in this thread. Remove any points I may have, Link Antilles. I will, however, continue to monitor the thread and contribute anything humorous I come up with.

Darth Vader:Obi Wan never told you what happened to your father.
Luke: Yes, he did!
Darth Vader: No, he didn't.
Luke: Yes, he did!
Darth Vader:No, he didn't!
Luke: Yes, he did!!
Darth Vader: NO, he DIDN'T!
Luke:YES, he DID!
Director: CUT!!!!!!!! How many times have I told you!? NO ARGUING ON THE SET!!
The two point at each other: He started it!

Vader: "Obi-wan never told you what happened to your father."
Luke: "He told me YOU killed him!"
Vader: "No, Luke. Jabba the Hut is your father!"

Dramatic Pause

Luke: "NOOOOOOOO! It's impossible! No!"
Vader: "I know. Just messing with ya! I am your father!"
Luke: "I'd rather have Jabba".
Vader: "Do you think so little of me? We can always go to councilling sessions."

LUKE throws himself to his DOOM, with VADER staring after him in shock.

Vader: Who needs the Force when you can defeat your enemies by making them feel bad. Mwahahahaahahahhaaaaa!

Okay, couldn't come up with something better.

Alright..... new question..

Question 7:

Lord of the Rings:

How did Bilbo obtain the one ring of power?

Pick a response:
1) Mordor Crunchies has some great stuff at the bottom of the box.
2) Well, my friend, he delivered a certain... package... to an undisclosed location. Because of this little... favor... a few of my... family members... ensured he would receive a certain... ring. Let us keep this our little secret; we would not want an unfortunate accident, hmm?
3) The Baggins family has been using the ring as a gag gift for centuries. His father, Balbo, managed to hide it in Bilbo's birthday cake after receiving it from his father (Bolbo) disguised as a pet hamster.

Few know it, but the dark lord Sauron is actually a woman. She and Bilbo were high school sweethearts back in the day and once they graduated they got married. Sauron insisted on forging Bilbo's ring herself and she made him the ring of power.