Political thread!

[Nate]

http://www.rabbitandmouse.com/?c=campaigntrail

(Language warning)

Who do you support in this election, Rabbit or Mouse?

[Davidizer13]

Rabbit and Mouse are representatives of the corrupted old guard, a symptom of the rotten two-party system in which neither truly supports our interests or moves us forward as a nation, but exist only serve to perpetuate their mutually beneficial status quo.

As such, I support the Pro-Skub/Shover Robot ticket. It's the only truly reasonable choice.

[raider~joseph]

Pssh. Those are all third party canidates. Its Cthulhu vs Princess Celestia thats the real race. Im leaning toward Cthulhu. I mean if what he was said was true about our debt with China being resolved by destroying China is true we could see our deficit go down in...say...3 to 5 hours. Give or take how many blasts of cosmic darkness he levels China with. (Note: All of Cthulhu's policies involve destroying something to solve our problems.)

[SilverToast]

The capybara overlords will come and fix the 2 party system. It will be 1 party ruling and everyone agrees to the fair and 1 sided decisions of the capiberra overlords. muahaha No elections needed we have a stable dynasty.