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I used to be an adventurer like you...

...then I learned how to play.

Kaligraphic (post: 1520289) wrote:I used to be an adventurer like you...

...then I learned how to play.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5Jni6isNSE

You mean like this?

I used to be an adventurer like you...

...then I turned to baking.

I used to make "took an arrow to the knee" jokes...

But then I took an arrow to the knee.

I used to take arrows in the knee...

But now, I'm here to tell you about an amazing new product that revolutionized my arrow-taking, and can do the same for you! Yes, it's the new Wonder Knee, an amazing piece of armor that fits right over your knee! Now, I mostly get shot in the groin!

Wonder Knee is not just for protection, either! It's got a large spike on it, for that great barbaric chic, and if you find yourself fighting without a weapon at hand, no worries! You can apply the Wonder Knee directly to the forehead!

Kaligraphic (post: 1520496) wrote:I used to take arrows in the knee...

But now, I'm here to tell you about an amazing new product that revolutionized my arrow-taking, and can do the same for you! Yes, it's the new Wonder Knee, an amazing piece of armor that fits right over your knee! Now, I mostly get shot in the groin!

Wonder Knee is not just for protection, either! It's got a large spike on it, for that great barbaric chic, and if you find yourself fighting without a weapon at hand, no worries! You can apply the Wonder Knee directly to the forehead!

They make a cup for that. Also I heard about a new product called ninja alarm that if you ring a bell a ninja appears and catches the arrow.

I used to wear the Wonder Knee, but then I tore my Wonder ACL.