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Sweet Smell of CAA
PostPosted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 4:05 am
by bigsleepj
A few years ago I heard somewhere that some scientists apparently are working on a small attachment for PCs that, when you visit certain websites, it will begin releasing certain smells to go with site. The smells are encoded into the webpages and they tell the attachment what combinations to release.
Sounds questionable, wether or not the story is real. But that's beside the point. If such a bizarre device ever gets produces....what smell should the CAA forums have?
Popcorn?
Coffee?
Old Shoes?
You decided.
I vote for coffee.
PostPosted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 4:28 am
by Scribs
I remember hearing that news story as well.
I think it should have the smell of a country farm house, the smell of the outdoors mixed with fresh baked apple pie, and a few mothballs.
PostPosted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 5:03 am
by termyt
piloswine wrote:I remember hearing that news story as well.
I think it should have the smell of a country farm house, the smell of the outdoors mixed with fresh baked apple pie, and a few mothballs.
Thanks for qualifying that. Those aren't the only smells associated with a country farm.
My personal choice would be for the smell of bread baking.
PostPosted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 5:23 am
by shooraijin
The faint smell of acetone as you unwrap a newly bought DVD.
PostPosted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 5:31 am
by bigsleepj
shooraijin wrote:The faint smell of acetone as you unwrap a newly bought DVD.
No thanks.
PostPosted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 7:00 am
by Rev. Doc
A high school locker room.
PostPosted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 7:37 am
by shooraijin
bigsleepj wrote:No thanks.
Okay, how about the faint smell of acetone as you unwrap a newly bought CD, then?
PostPosted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 7:50 am
by Kkun
shooraijin wrote:Okay, how about the faint smell of acetone as you unwrap a newly bought CD, then?
Hey, new CDs are like drugs to me, Dr. Shooby. I smell the wrapping when I buy one. >_> You put that smell on CAA and I'll be logged in here until I pass out due to dehydration.
PostPosted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 7:56 am
by dragonshimmer
Fresh laundry. I think CAA should smell like fresh laundry.
But then, of course, I'd try to wrap myself up in my computer and I just don't think that would work. I would also be visiting the website even MORE than I visit now. Like Jamie, someone would have to "rescue" me from the computer.
PostPosted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 7:57 am
by Joshua Christopher
Nothing--NOTHING--beats that "new videogame console" smell. Fresh outta the box. Mmmmm. ::eats DreamCast::
PostPosted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 7:57 am
by Kkun
dragonshimmer wrote: Fresh laundry. I think CAA should smell like fresh laundry.
But thenk, of course, I'd try to wrap myself up in my computer and I just don't think that would work. I would also be visiting the website even MORE than I visit now. Like Jamie, someone would have to "rescue" me from the computer.
OOH, OOH, HOPE! That's an awesome idea. But would the laundry be Downy fresh?
PostPosted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 8:19 am
by White Raven
Think it should smell like appels.
Can't you just smell them now?
PostPosted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 8:30 am
by termyt
Kkun wrote:Hey, new CDs are like drugs to me, Dr. Shooby. I smell the wrapping when I buy one. >_> You put that smell on CAA and I'll be logged in here until I pass out due to dehydration.
I feel that way about legos.
PostPosted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 8:45 am
by Mangafanatic
Yeah, I have to agree with Hope on this one. It's gotta smell like fresh laundry, all homey, warm, and fluffy!
PostPosted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 9:00 am
by Galant
No, the smells should be seasonal. Each week changing to something else that relates to that season and any special events of the time - so spring, summer, autumn and winter, easter (hot cross buns anyone?), christmas etc.
PostPosted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 9:06 am
by Mr. SmartyPants
maybe it should smell like the creator of the website?
Smells like Ashley... ya either love it or hate it
me personally... i dunno... what does Ashley smell like...? other than like a human. Like fresh cut spring flowers? Or 4 week old lasagna?
PostPosted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 9:20 am
by Galant
Ooh now there's a question! However, she's a girl, creative, lively, and now at seminary - so I imagine she smells quite wonderful. I'm thinking some light but joyful perfume, perhaps the smell of healthy hair with a fruity shampoo and an ever so light presence of the smell of books.
Mmmmmm.
PostPosted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 9:42 am
by Azier the Swordsman
Galant wrote:Ooh now there's a question! However, she's a girl, creative, lively, and now at seminary - so I imagine she smells quite wonderful. I'm thinking some light but joyful perfume, perhaps the smell of healthy hair with a fruity shampoo and an ever so light presence of the smell of books.
Mmmmmm.
Just remember not to log on when she's been outside sweating all day.
*shot*
I would say... the smell of a bookstore. Or coffee house.
PostPosted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 9:42 am
by dragonshimmer
Kkun wrote:OOH, OOH, HOPE! That's an awesome idea. But would the laundry be Downy fresh?
Is there any other way for it to be? O_o
PostPosted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 10:06 am
by Mr. SmartyPants
Azier the Swordsman wrote:Just remember not to log on when she's been outside sweating all day.
*shot*
thats when deoderant and febreeze come in handy!
PostPosted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 10:15 am
by Azier the Swordsman
Mr. SmartyPants wrote:thats when deoderant and febreeze come in handy!
*Azier buys several cases of Air Freshner in a can to keep near his computer...
PostPosted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 10:18 am
by bigsleepj
As the originator of this thread I have to say you're going into strange territories....
PostPosted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 10:39 am
by Kaligraphic
I wouldn't want such a technology. Fast browsers would be overwhelmed by scents, and could you imagine what html spam would be like?
Bob: Toodle-doodle-doo, I'm gonna check my email.
Bob: Hmm, that looks interesting...
Bob: ...oh... OH... ARGGH, D4 P41|\|! D4 P41|\|!
John (coming in): Hey, Bob, you got that report from - OH! Geez! What did you have for lunch?!
Bob: It's not me, it's the computer!
John: Look, blame the dog for all I care, but get some help! That smell is... D4 P41|\|!
Sam (coming in): Hey, Joe, Bob, excellent, I need to talk to you about that report from Accounting. As far as the budget for next year - HOLY FLIPPING SCHNICKIES OF DEATH!!! WHAT IS THAT SMELL?!?!?!
(six months later)
New guy: So who's that, I don't think I've met him yet?
Sally: That's Bob, you'll want to keep you distance from him.
New guy: Oh, why's that?
Sally: Gas. Trust me. You'll want to keep your distance.
(Later, on Bob's employee evaluation)
Note: has difficulty integrating with team
(a little later)
Boss: Bob, I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go. You're just not fitting in here, so we think it's best if you move on. *aside* And I suggest doing something about that gas.
Bob: AAARRGGHHH!!! Enough with the gas!! It was the computer!!! *goes wild and is dragged out by security*
PostPosted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 11:07 am
by White Raven
Kaligraphic wrote:I wouldn't want such a technology. Fast browsers would be overwhelmed by scents, and could you imagine what html spam would be like?
Bob: Toodle-doodle-doo, I'm gonna check my email.
Bob: Hmm, that looks interesting...
Bob: ...oh... OH... ARGGH, D4 P41|\|! D4 P41|\|!
John (coming in): Hey, Bob, you got that report from - OH! Geez! What did you have for lunch?!
Bob: It's not me, it's the computer!
John: Look, blame the dog for all I care, but get some help! That smell is... D4 P41|\|!
Sam (coming in): Hey, Joe, Bob, excellent, I need to talk to you about that report from Accounting. As far as the budget for next year - HOLY FLIPPING SCHNICKIES OF DEATH!!! WHAT IS THAT SMELL?!?!?!
(six months later)
New guy: So who's that, I don't think I've met him yet?
Sally: That's Bob, you'll want to keep you distance from him.
New guy: Oh, why's that?
Sally: Gas. Trust me. You'll want to keep your distance.
(Later, on Bob's employee evaluation)
Note: has difficulty integrating with team
(a little later)
Boss: Bob, I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go. You're just not fitting in here, so we think it's best if you move on. *aside* And I suggest doing something about that gas.
Bob: AAARRGGHHH!!! Enough with the gas!! It was the computer!!! *goes wild and is dragged out by security*
ROFL
PostPosted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 11:14 am
by Stephen
*Laughs* Great, now the mods can be assigned smells...Lets just say some mods smell better then other mods. No names shall be used.
PostPosted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 11:27 am
by Mr. SmartyPants
I'm sure the best smelling mod would be oldphil.... next shatterheart...
PostPosted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 11:37 am
by termyt
I'm not sure how to respond to the direction this thread is going with sounding like either a dirty old man or a sociopath, but I think I just did.
PostPosted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 11:49 am
by Galant
Old Phil.......'Old Spice'?
PostPosted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 11:57 am
by bigsleepj
Galant wrote:Old Phil.......'Old Spice'?
BWAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! And we don't mean this in a bad way, Mithr.
PostPosted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 12:55 pm
by Godly Paladin
The faint smell of acetone as you unwrap a newly bought DVD.
That's exactly what I was going to say.